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    Danny Bell

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    Football, curries, books.


    Meanness, small-mindedness.

    If you could meet anyone?

    Bruce Lee.

    Best advice ever given?

    Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Was it worth it?

    Favourite food?

    Hot curries.

    Best advice ever received?

    If you are going through Hell, keep going!

    Dream car?


    Favourite sport?

    Football (Boxing close second).

    Favourite film?

    Star Wars.

    Dream holiday destination?

    Machu Picchu.

    Which superhero would you like to be?


    Favourite cartoon character?

    Danger Mouse.

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